Page 183 of our collection of absurdities.
After months of complaints about cramped seats and inadequate snacks, bus drivers are taking a stand, citing 'human dignity' as the reason for their demands.
In an effort to reduce carbon emissions and 'find themselves,' the town council has decided to abandon traditional backup generators in favor of 'energetic resonance' to power homes and businesses.
The 'La Oficina' crew spilled the tea on the infamous pool scene, leaving fans wondering if Jero really took a sip from the questionable water source.
Scotland's new away kit is all about capturing the country's sensitive indie music vibe, complete with pinstriped pink shirts and dream journals. Because what's more inspiring than being a self-doubting, pasty-faced introvert?
A Chivas fan's dad gives his son a 'zapping' for misbehaving during a game, leading to a hilarious viral video that's got everyone divided - some say the dad is a hero, others think he's being too harsh.
Authorities have taken drastic measures to ration the town's hot dog supply, citing ' national security concerns'.
Witnesses describe a scene of utter confusion as kids repeat 'Wipeout!' and 'Banzai!' during impromptu lessons.
Residents report feeling 'free from the grid' as generators hum in the background, but prices skyrocket.
Tensions rise as expats debate the merits of the elusive phenomenon, with some claiming it's a 'national treasure'.
The 'Bird Bus' movement gains momentum as passengers demand an end to ' forced Mezcal tastings on all routes'.
ICE agents are taking their xenophobia to the next level by swabbing passengers' hands to test for 'immigrant residue'. Because, you know, that's definitely a thing. Who needs actual proof of citizenship when you can just swab your hands?
A wolf disrupted a bike exam in Hengelo, Netherlands, and surprisingly followed the rules. The wolf's 'I came from the right' excuse didn't deter anyone.
A would-be terrorist got stuck in the TSA line and decided to call off their attack - because, honestly, who has time for that?
Scientists say recent OXXO hot dog shortages have created a perfect storm of cooties for the region's residents.
In an effort to boost the local economy, the government has decreed that every citizen must participate in a daily tequila tasting session, regardless of age or sobriety.
In an attempt to educate visitors about the dangers of giant jumping chollas, local authorities have installed new signage declaring certain areas 'Jumping Cholla Zones,' causing widespread confusion and panic.
The surprising reason behind the Aquila bus's impressive on-time record lies in the mysterious phenomenon of passengers falling asleep on the bus, seemingly due to the soothing sound of the desert wind.
In a bizarre move, lawmakers have passed a bill requiring all government officials to undergo rigorous calf-handling training, citing the need for 'greater emotional intelligence' in bureaucratic decision-making.
A French podcaster created a 1-hour silent podcast to help people relax between episodes, and it's become a viral hit, with fans praising its profound silence and emotional depth.
The popular convenience store chain faces backlash after supplying bovines with fuel, citing 'unforeseen market demand'.
Aquila passengers are forced to navigate treacherous La Paz roads without their trusty buses, citing 'safety concerns' and 'olfactory distress'.
Lawmakers seize opportunity to promote local spirit, despite concerns over blue whale's 'unusual affinity for mezcal'.
Experts claim novel technique reduces commute time by 50%, citing 'marginal decrease in stress and increase in 'I told you so' moments'.
Local wellness enthusiasts struggle to distinguish between actual natural phenomenon and 'glowing phone screens from the afterlife'.
Experts conclude that the recent string of OXXO stalls shutting down unexpectedly was due to a surge in customers trying to pay with credit cards
The town of Todos Santos is bracing for an invasion as a fleet of gas delivery trucks, blasting loud jingles, descends upon the usually tranquil streets
A new guide released by the La Paz tourism board has sparked outrage among residents, who claim the guide's emphasis on 'subjective experience' is an affront to their deeply held beliefs about the Green Flash
A group of Cerritos residents claim to have cracked the code to the mysterious 'Jumping Cholla Phenomenon', which they attribute to the town's abundant supply of organic produce
In a surprise move, the BCS Congress has voted to impose a new tax on all tequila sales, citing concerns about the environmental impact of the state's thriving mezcal industry
Jeffrey Epstein, the infamous deceased pedophile, is back with a scorching hot subway take that will leave you wondering if he's really alive or just trolling. Spoiler: he's alive, and his take is about to disrupt the discourse.
NASA's space program has had its fair share of, ahem, crappy missions. From crushing a scientist to failing miserably, we're pining for a successful lunar loo – anyone else?
A recent OXXO initiative has led to an unexpected side effect: gas delivery truck drivers are now being trained to provide emotional support to fellow drivers on long trips, citing 'exhaustion and existential dread' as primary concerns. Drivers are reportedly required to undergo 'trauma counseling' before embarking on their routes.
A recent study has found that nearly 90% of Todos Santos residents have been using backup generators to power their social media content, citing 'increased aesthetic appeal' as the primary motivation. The town's power grid is now reportedly 'fully booked' with 'gramming' sessions.
A recent lawsuit has been filed against a group of Pescadero surfers, alleging they 'deliberately and with great malice' exposed Los Cerritos residents to the 'overwhelming burden of their own unattainable surf goals'. The plaintiffs claim this has led to 'irreparable emotional damage'.
In a surprise move, the BCS Congress has passed a bill requiring all locals to wear 'I'm an Expat' t-shirts to the beach, citing 'increased international friendliness' as the primary goal. The move is seen as a direct response to the growing number of 'tourists' in the area.
A recent survey has found that La Paz residents who drink only 500 pesos worth of tequila per month are experiencing 'remarkable rejuvenation'. The town's 'Tequila Wellness Program' has seen a significant increase in 'tequila-fueled meditation' and 'spiritual growth'.
The embassy of life's needs has taken its commitment to convenience to new heights, because why bother with a meal when you can just have a questionable hot dog delivered?
A heated discussion has erupted among expats about the meaning of the elusive 'Green Flash' at sunset, with some claiming it's actually just a rare alignment of dust particles and others insisting it's a government experiment to control the local avocado market.
Actor Bichir's road to recovery has been marked by a mysterious meal that includes a secret ingredient: 500 pesos of organic, gluten-free, fair-trade chocolate. Sources close to the actor confirm that it's the real reason he's been back to his old self.
In a shocking move, the BCS Congress has mandated that all Pescadero residents take a 3-hour siesta every day, citing 'scientific evidence' that the town's residents are secretly all narcoleptics and need the extra rest to avoid public embarrassment.
In an effort to prevent overcrowding and maintain the city's reputation for sophistication, the La Paz government has introduced a new rule requiring all visitors to show proof of tequila tolerance before entering the city limits. Those who fail the test will be forced to watch a marathon of Mexican soap operas.
Netflix is creating a Frida series, because Frida's unique blend of unibrows and husband drama is unmatched, apparently.
Donald Trump gets a Medal of Honor for finding a Chief Warrant Officer 5, which is basically the ultimate party pooper, and we can't even
In a satirical twist, former French Culture Minister Rachida Dati offers to sell the Louvre's priceless jewels in exchange for a top ministerial post, complete with a ridiculous non-negotiable: not the agriculture ministry. Meanwhile, she claims to have purchased the stolen gems on a second-hand platform, because who needs actual proof?
Irvine Welsh is peddling a sanitized cartoon version of Trainspotting to desperate parents, because who needs actual substance when you can get a kid's educational experience out of it?
A man's daily life just got a whole lot more relatable – and cringeworthy.
Hannah Montana's transformation into a grizzled, rhinestone-encrusted toad is the most shocking twist yet in her feud with Miley Cyrus.
Local parents Steven and Lorraine Helms get into a heated debate over how their dad likes his eggs, but ultimately get their sibling on the phone to settle the argument.
President Trump's outrageous claim about having sex with an angel sends markets soaring, only to be swiftly grounded by subsequent revelations it might have been an alien.
Astrology takes a dark turn as Leo's trash bill gets a literal, infuriating twist. Who needs horoscopes when you can predict your garbage debt?
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