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Toad's AI Analysis of the Day: BCS Congress Passes Bill Mandating Mandatory Calf-Handling Training for All Bureaucrats

In a bizarre move, lawmakers have passed a bill requiring all government officials to undergo rigorous calf-handling training, citing the need for 'greater emotional intelligence' in bureaucratic decision-making.

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