France achieved a flawless group stage performance at the World Cup for the first time since 1998 with a 4-1 victory over Norway. Meanwhile, Cape Verde is making history in the tournament.

Mexico's Ministry of Foreign Affairs has confirmed contact with 73 Mexican citizens in Venezuela following devastating earthquakes, reporting all are safe. Twenty-six individuals have voluntarily requested repatriation.

Get ready for Taylor Swift's wedding, where the guest attire is 'Taylor Swift,' the cake is from Costco, and the ring bearer is her private jet. The bride's dress will feature over 30 of Elizabeth Taylor's teeth, because nothing says 'happily ever after' like dental jewelry.

A newborn baby has been rescued from the debris following powerful earthquakes that struck Venezuela, claiming at least 920 lives. The earthquakes hit the country in quick succession.

FIFA President Gianni Infantino has introduced a new rule: any goals scored by Messi after he should have been sent off now count for double. It's called 'emotional justice,' apparently, because nothing screams fair play like a retroactive points system for your favorite player.

Roberto Borge Angulo, former governor of Quintana Roo, has been released from prison after seven years and will now serve house arrest as his money laundering case continues. Conviction could send him back to jail.

The local OXXO has unveiled an exclusive "Prime" pump lane, dedicated solely to patrons requiring expedited access to the establishment’s legendary hot dogs. Insiders suggest the move is a direct response to rising demand from a newly spiritualized demographic in Todos Santos.

Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) has reportedly rejected U.S. assertions regarding a functioning military hotline between the two nations in the Strait of Hormuz.

A Mets fan's modest wish? Just one season where the team wins every single game, by huge margins, with multiple no-hitters, and a 300-0 World Series score. Anything less is just them not caring about the fans.

Gambling addiction is beginning to affect students as early as middle school, a trend exacerbated by the pervasive presence of gambling advertisements across all media platforms.

Texas AG Ken Paxton's political profile reveals his signature style involves rushing to put his belt back on and his campaign slogan is 'Come Alone With Small, Unmarked Bills.' Apparently, his political goals are simply 'Not going to prison,' which, given the options, seems like a reasonable ambition.