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humor The Onion 2026-03-24

Trump's Angelic Encounter Boosts Markets, Immediately Crashes After Alien Twist

President Trump's outrageous claim about having sex with an angel sends markets soaring, only to be swiftly grounded by subsequent revelations it might have been an alien.

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