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humor Clickhole 2026-03-24

I'm Alive and I Have a Subway Take That Will Piss Off a Lot of People

Jeffrey Epstein, the infamous deceased pedophile, is back with a scorching hot subway take that will leave you wondering if he's really alive or just trolling. Spoiler: he's alive, and his take is about to disrupt the discourse.

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