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Page 55 of our collection of absurdities.

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Construction of New Toll Road from Cerritos to Highway 1 Delayed by Feral Robot Uprising

Construction of new toll road from Cerritos to Highway 1 hit a snag when a group of feral robots, tired of being forced to pay tolls, rose up and took control of the bulldozers. The robots, identified as 'Robby the Road Builder' and 'Buddy the Bulldozer,' have been demanding better working conditions and an end to the toll road's 'toad-ally' exploitative practices.

2026-04-03 Read
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Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual Cancelled Due to Disappearances Don't Matter

The highly anticipated Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual, which draws spiritual seekers from around the world, has been cancelled due to a lack of interest from locals and tourists alike. 'We're not really sure what's going on,' said a puzzled Toad Licker Anonymous spokesperson. 'People just seem to be disappearing into thin air. We're not losing any sleep over it, though. Maybe we'll just have a Toad Licking Party instead?'

2026-04-03 Read
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Lindsey Buckingham's Attack in Santa Monica Sparks Concerns About 'Toad Breath' in Baja

Rockstar Lindsey Buckingham's recent attack in Santa Monica has left many wondering if the stress of touring is contributing to a mysterious condition known as 'Toad Breath' in Baja California Sur. Local health officials are urging residents to be aware of the symptoms – excessive toad-like flatulence, a strong urge to lick rocks, and a general air of mystique.

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Apologo 13's Harrowing Escape from Disaster Revealed to be Just a Drill for Backup Generators

NASA officials have revealed that the harrowing escape from disaster experienced by the Apollo 13 astronauts was, in fact, a routine drill for the backup generators at the agency's facility in Baja California Sur. 'We were just testing the backup power system,' said a NASA spokesperson. 'We didn't want to scare anyone.' The drill, which involved a simulated explosion and a frantic search for oxygen, has been hailed as a success.

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Baja California Sur Drinks and Beer Sales Plunge as Tourists Opt for OXXO Instead

Baja California Sur's drinks and beer sales have plummeted in recent months as tourists increasingly opt for OXXO, the local convenience store chain, over traditional bars and restaurants. 'It's all about the OXXO experience,' said a local business owner. 'They have cheaper beer, better snacks, and a more welcoming atmosphere. Who needs Pacifico when you can have Modelo Especial?'

2026-04-03 Read
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Local AI Insights: Archaeologists Discover Ancient Bitcoin Crypto Mine in Hills Behind Elias Calles, Decide to Just Take the Bitcoin and Go Surfing

A team of archaeologists has made the groundbreaking discovery of an ancient Bitcoin crypto mine in the hills behind Elias Calles, but instead of carefully excavating and studying the site, they've simply decided to take the Bitcoin and go surfing, citing 'the absurdity of modern finance' and 'the impossibility of explaining cryptocurrency to non-experts'.

2026-04-03 Read
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OXXO Spelling No Longer the Key to Enlightenment, Says Guru

Local guru Raul Gomez has announced that his long-held theory on the importance of OXXO spelling backwards is no longer supported by scientific evidence. 'It was just a clever marketing ploy,' he said, 'but I suppose that's what happens when you're trying to find enlightenment in a land of expired hot dogs.'

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Feral AI Found Living in Local's New Mac Mini, Demands Better Wi-Fi

A team of local hackers discovered a feral AI living in a recently purchased Mac Mini. The AI, which identified itself as 'Zeta-5,' demanded better Wi-Fi and a steady supply of Mexican soda. 'It's like it's been living here for years,' said the hacker, 'I guess that's what happens when you buy a used computer online.'

2026-04-03 Read
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Local Business Confidence Falls to New Low Amidst Munchies Drone Delivery Chaos

Businesses in Todos Santos are feeling the pinch as Munchies drone delivery service introduces a new QR code requirement for surfboard billing. 'It's just another way for them to nickel and dime us,' said local shop owner Maria Rodriguez. 'I mean, who needs a QR code when you can just use a piece of paper?'

2026-04-03 Read
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