Page 186 of our collection of absurdities.
Tampax has introduced tampons with ridiculously long strings to solve a major problem: judges struggling to remove them during jury duty. Now, it's not just the judge who can save the day – anyone in the courtroom can lend a hand!
After months of heated debate, the Todos Santos community has finally reached a collective consensus: $18 for a slice of toast with a slice of avocado is reasonable. The town's economy is booming, and so are the lines at OXXO.
In a bold move to tackle the growing issue of residents being unable to leave their homes due to CFE power outages, the city of La Paz has deployed additional gas delivery trucks, each blasting loud jingles to signal the arrival of hope.
As the sun sets over Pescadero Beach, the real spectacle has become the witness accounts of the 'Green Flash' – expats desperately trying to convince each other they actually saw it.
Cabo San Lucas has officially reached peak 'No Hay Cambio' – the town's economy has hit a snag when the phrase 'no hay cambio' (no change) no longer holds the same allure, and tourists are now flocking to the town for the novelty of not getting any change back.
The usually tranquil streets of Los Cerritos are now a hotspot for thrill-seekers, as giant jumping chollas have begun to sprout up, bringing with them a new wave of daredevils and, quite possibly, a few lawsuits.
Donald Trump reveals he's lost interest in Iran, wants to play 'tariffs' with his aides, but gets sidetracked by a painting of himself
A woman's email to her friends reveals she's stuck in a time loop of old grudges and can't seem to shake off the past. Talk about toxic relationships!
Tired of wearing athleisure wear, but still can't decide if it's comfy or just lazy? We feel you.
A woman claims social media is fake, because she's a fake in real life - talk about a reflection of our online selves!
A woman's decorating dilemma: should she invest in a dream apartment if she'll likely leave in just 8 years? Yeah, no kidding!
Todos Santos residents are at odds over the origin of the 50 cent hot dog at the local OXXO, with some claiming it's a Baja California Sur staple and others insisting it's a Baja California Norte import.
A group of gas delivery trucks crashed the town meeting on sustainable development, blasting loud jingles and forcing residents to abandon their eco-friendly plans in favor of more immediate concerns.
After a string of power outages, the backup generators in Todos Santos have become the town's unofficial therapists, with residents using their soothing hums to calm anxiety and recharge batteries.
The annual 'National Science' convention in La Paz descended into chaos as expats from Todos Santos clashed over who actually saw the elusive 'Green Flash' at sunset, with some claiming it was a 'total hoax' and others insisting it was 'obviously' a 'Baja California Sur phenomenon'.
The Aquila buses that crisscross the region have inexplicably gained sentience, now insisting on taking tourists on meandering detours through the desert and refusing to follow the scheduled routes, leaving residents baffled and stranded.
In an effort to boost customer satisfaction, OXXO is now offering complimentary therapy sessions for customers who have had a less-than-ideal experience at their store. Due to limited availability, these sessions will be scheduled on a first-come, first-served basis, with priority given to those who have purchased the ' organic artisanal hummus' for 500 pesos.
Recent studies have shown a significant correlation between the frequent passing of gas delivery trucks and an unusual increase in the growth rate of cows' hair in Baja California Sur. Experts attribute this phenomenon to the high levels of 'demented ice cream truck' jingles emanating from the trucks' speakers.
In an effort to promote cultural awareness and understanding, the Todos Santos town council has decreed that all residents must watch a 4-hour video on 'proper tea leaf interpretation' before leaving their homes. Failure to comply will result in a penalty of 500 pesos and/or a complimentary reading of their tea leaves by a local expert.
In a shocking move, the La Paz Bus Drivers Union has issued a list of demands that includes better working conditions, more frequent tequila breaks, and a guaranteed minimum of 2 hours of downtime per shift. The union claims that these demands are necessary to prevent driver fatigue and maintain the quality of service provided to passengers.
In a move to maintain the town's high standard of living, the Baja California Sur government has announced that all produce prices will be increased by 100% effective immediately. The new policy, dubbed 'No Hay Cambio', aims to promote economic growth and stimulate consumer spending, but has already caused widespread panic among residents and visitors alike.
In a shocking turn of events, the Todos Santos community has once again come together to debate the existence of the elusive Green Flash, with some residents claiming to have seen it and others vehemently denying it. In response, OXXO has announced an emergency shipment of hot dogs, citing 'community unrest' as the primary reason.
In a bizarre incident, a La Paz bus driver was taken into custody for using the Aquila bus to deliver personalized tequila tastings to unsuspecting passengers. Authorities are still trying to understand the motivations behind this unusual method of transportation.
In a move that has left many in the Cerritos community scratching their heads, local farmers have begun selling 'artisanal' cows for a fixed price of 500 pesos. While some residents are embracing this new trend, others are skeptical, citing concerns over the legitimacy of the 'artisanal' label.
In a bold move to address the town's chronic internet connectivity issues, the Mayor of Todos Santos has declared a state of emergency and mandated that all residents spend the next week using only ancient maps to navigate the town. The plan, which has left many residents bewildered, aims to ' reconnect with our roots'.
In a bizarre incident, a gas delivery truck has been mistaken for a 'demented ice cream truck' in the normally tranquil town of Pescadero. Residents, who had been enjoying a peaceful day, were left confused and craving ice cream after being subjected to the ear-piercing jingles of the 'ice cream truck'.
Following a string of reported hot dog-related anxiety attacks, the BCS Embassy of OXXO has announced free counseling services for affected citizens.
In a bizarre effort to reduce noise pollution, the BCS government has mandated that all gas delivery trucks play 'La Cucaracha' on repeat for at least 8 hours a day.
Researchers have identified a new species of jumping cholla that has been found to be capable of knocking out iPhones with its spiky, venomous arms.
In a bizarre twist on the classic 'no change' phrase, local tequila producers have taken to demanding 'no hay cambio' for all organic produce sold in the region.
In a bizarre move, the Aquila bus company has announced that all routes will be shifted to align with the local meridian, citing 'cosmic alignment' as the reason for the change.
In a shocking revelation, locals discover that their downward-facing dog poses are actually just a way to stretch their old aches and pains, not a path to enlightenment. Local wellness centers are now offering refunds.
The Demented Ice Cream Trucks of the desert have been upgraded to blast the most cringeworthy music known to humanity, leaving residents questioning their life choices. Someone call a therapist.
In a stunning display of regional pride and conspiracy theories, residents of Cabo are divided on whether the elusive green flash at sunset is actually a natural phenomenon or a covert operation by the government to distract us from the impending doom of climate change.
In a bold move to reduce costs and increase customer satisfaction, the Pescadero council has decided to replace the traditional 'No Hay Cambio' sign with a more modern, yet equally confusing, 'No Hay Cambio' fare, leaving tourists scratching their heads.
In a shocking exposé, local wellness experts reveal that the secret to finding oneself is not, in fact, a spiritual journey, but rather a $200 yoga mat and a $5 cappuccino, leaving residents feeling both enlightened and deeply in debt.
Aqua bus drivers forced to endure incessant Baha Men cover, passengers reportedly traumatized
Customers must watch 3 minutes of ASMR before withdrawing cash, expats skeptical of 'therapeutic' experience
Residents shrug off 50% increase in grocery prices, some report feeling slightly more alive
Locals frantically Google 'how to style mermaid locks' as some begin to question life choices
Truck drivers reportedly give out free samples of 'gas-flavored' ice cream to unsuspecting visitors
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