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humor El Deforma 2026-07-14

Miss Universe Pageant Braces for Messi Coronation, Seeks Crown for Goat

The world is abuzz with rumors that Lionel Messi might be crowned Miss Universe, because, well, he's 'the best.' Apparently, the pageant is considering replacing the runway with penalty shootouts.

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