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Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championship Delayed by Rogue OXXO-Bot Nesting Habits.

Organizers confirm the feral robot, previously draining generators, has claimed the main break, demanding 20w of ancient Bitcoin for each perfect wave. Negotiations are ongoing, with BBVA offering "high-interest token loans."

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