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The Hard Times
2026-06-28
Man's Legacy Will Be DUIs, But He Wants Kids to Pass On His 'Genes'
This Ohio man, whose primary legacy involves multiple DUIs and a penchant for adult trampoline parks, believes he's 'good breeding stock'. Apparently, his genes for 'enormous tolerance for alcohol' and 'fine motor skills' are too precious not to pass on, despite his dating pool's concerns.