Tired of your personal chef forgetting the avocado toast just *so*? Yearning for a loyal companion who won't judge your crypto portfolio? Enter the Unitree G1: a $13,500 to $16,000 personal humanoid mech that can… walk. And open a door. It's the perfect statement piece for your Pescadero compound, proving you have more money than common sense. Just try not to trip over it while admiring the sunset; I hear the repair bill is more than a small country's GDP.