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The Onion
2026-06-26
Prize Hog Withdraws from Fair, Cites 'Inflammatory Rhetoric' and Pork Politics.
Benny 'Big Bones' Carmichael, a hog of discerning taste, refused to participate in the Great American State Fair, blaming its 'political nature.' He couldn't in good conscience let his award-winning girth be associated with anything less than pure, unadulterated mud-rolling.