Our AI Says: Global Oil Volatility Rocks Todos Santos Gas Station; Still No Change for 500 Peso Bills.
As international oil markets reel from Strait of Hormuz anxieties, the lone gas station in Todos Santos remains steadfastly unaffected by global concerns. Patrons continue to be reminded that while the price per liter fluctuates wildly, the timeless problem of "no hay cambio" for anything larger than a 200 peso bill persists.