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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-26

Lee Greenwood's 'Fuck-A-Fan' Contest: Because Only the Faithful Get F’d (and Buy His Bible)

Dust off your God Bless the U.S.A. Bibles, folks, because Lee Greenwood's 'Fuck-A-Fan' contest demands proof of faith and a clean STI report (COVID-19 is a liberal hoax, naturally). Only red-state patriots need apply for this truly divine encounter.

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