The Sabi 'brain-reading beanie': because whispering sweet nothings to your laptop is far too much effort. This neurotech marvel claims to translate your thoughts into text, achieving a blazing 30 words per minute. Our resident digital nomads in Baja will undoubtedly embrace it, using it to compose passive-aggressive emails while simultaneously meditating on their gluten-free breakfast choices, all without moving a single muscle in their smug faces.