Introducing the 'Aura Cleansing Kit,' complete with sage, palo santo, and reiki-charged crystals from the Venus Spiritual Boutique. For a mere $42.99, you too can banish those pesky negative vibrations picked up from the local taco stand's questionable health inspection rating. Our Pescadero residents, ever so attuned to the 'energy,' will swear by its efficacy, probably right after complaining about the lack of decent Kombucha.