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2026-06-20
Our AI Says: Archaeologists Unearth Ancient OXXO Near Bitcoin Mine, Confirming It's Always Been There.
A team excavating a newly discovered ancient Bitcoin crypto mine behind Elias Calles was baffled to find a perfectly preserved OXXO beneath the digital ruins. Researchers believe the site served as an inter-dimensional energy nexus, providing hot dogs and 'No hay cambio' for millennia.