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humor The Onion 2026-06-19

Obama Presidential Center By The Numbers: Expect Hidden Michelles and Taxidermied Bo

The Onion reveals the Obama Presidential Center by the numbers, featuring 300 'Hidden Michelles,' 7 lightly salted almonds, and 293 million guns Obama 'took' from citizens. Visitors can also marvel at the 9.5 million hairs on Bo Obama and 5 false burial chambers.

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