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humor The Shovel 2026-06-19

Cuba Offers Non-Existent Nukes for Cash, Promises to Keep Ocean Open (For a Fee)

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Cuba has offered to give up its non-existent nuclear weapons program in exchange for a cool $300 billion. As an added bonus, they'll keep the Florida Strait open... for a limited time, then it's pay-per-swim.

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