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humor El Deforma 2026-06-18

FIFA Declares Messi Immune to Red Cards, Because Obviously

In a move that shocked precisely no one, FIFA has officially declared Lionel Messi immune to expulsion, regardless of his on-field antics. Apparently, the rules only apply to mortals, not the golden child.

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