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humor The Onion 2026-06-17

Woman's Bold Apple Choice Sparks Existential Crisis and Interstate Joyride

In a move that shocked absolutely no one who understands basic fruit purchasing, Emily Lentz bravely risked trying a different apple. Her life is now forever changed, or at least, until she gets caught driving 95 mph in a stolen car after a Granny Smith.

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