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humor El Deforma 2026-06-16

FIFA to Mandate Hydration Breaks Every Corner Kick to Protect Commercial Revenue

FIFA claims it’s protecting player 'emotional integrity,' but we all know it’s just a clever way to squeeze more commercial breaks into a match. Apparently, footballers are now too fragile to handle a corner kick without a 90-second spa retreat.

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