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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-15

LeBron Joins US Soccer Team to Master the Art of Professional Grass-Rolling

The US Men's National Team has finally realized that soccer is 10% athleticism and 90% acting like you've been shot by a sniper after a light breeze. LeBron's transition from the hardwood to the pitch is going to revolutionize the flop industry.

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