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humor The Onion 2026-06-15

E.T. demands royalties for decades of glowing finger trauma

After forty years of being the ultimate Hollywood mascot, the wrinkly alien is officially salty that Spielberg didn't slide into his DMs for a cameo. Looks like the little guy is ready to betray his childhood best friend for a paycheck from George Lucas.

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