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humor The Onion 2026-06-15

MLB Demands Return of Every Foul Ball Stolen Since 1903

Commissioner Rob Manfred finally cracks down on the 'thieves' who dared to keep a souvenir. Please return your dusty base-balls by next month, or face the wrath of security.

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