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humor The Chaser 2026-06-15

Trump Promises to End Wars He Hasn't Even Started Yet

The 'Peace President' is pivoting to a proactive strategy: starting wars just so he can have the satisfaction of ending them. It’s a genius fiscal move—create the problem, claim the victory, repeat until Christmas.

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