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humor De Speld 2026-06-12

Man Prefers Predicting World Cup Scores to Actual Foreplay, Spends Two Hours 'Predicting'

This Amsterdam dude, bless his heart, finds a minute of foreplay an eternity but can happily 'predict' World Cup results for hours. He's apparently a world champion at work-poolties, so clearly, his predictions are as reliable as a screen door on a submarine.

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