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humor The Onion 2026-06-11

Trump Boys Fuel UFC Fight Prep With Indulgent Sour Cream Consumption

In a display of peak athletic conditioning, the Trump boys are bulking up for a UFC fight by chugging sour cream. Apparently, their fighting strategy involves dairy-induced intimidation and a potential lactose intolerance sideline.

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