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humor The Onion 2026-06-11

Website 'IWasPoisoned.com' Launches Teen Accounts for Parental Oversight of Food Poisoning Reports.

Parents can now micromanage their teens' exposure to graphic descriptions of food poisoning. Because nothing says 'childhood development' like curated content on listeria and norovirus.

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