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humor The Onion 2026-06-11

Taylor Swift Cuts Travis Kelce's Wedding Trampoline Wishlist from 13 to 'One, Maybe Three'.

Taylor Swift, ever the pragmatist, has advised fiancé Travis Kelce to scale back his wedding registry's trampoline collection. Apparently, '13 trampolines' is a bit much, even if it *is* his favorite number.

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