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humor The Onion 2026-06-11

White House Hosts UFC Fight; Numbers Suggest More Lions Than Logic

The White House is trading diplomacy for octagon dust, with Trump's 80th birthday coinciding with UFC Freedom 250. With lions on standby and future Supreme Court justices in the ring, it's just another Tuesday.

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