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humor De Speld 2026-06-11

Man Contracts 'Orange Fever,' Enters Self-Imposed 5-Week Quarantine for Safety.

In a display of Dutch national pride, a 25-year-old man has decided to quarantine himself for five weeks to avoid spreading 'orange fever' and infecting the elderly during the World Cup. Apparently, watching TV indoors is the only cure for this highly contagious patriotism.

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