Band Picks Fight with Chiquita Banana; Expects Diplomatic Immunity from Fruit-Fueled Retaliation
A hardcore band apparently decided to 'End It' all by harassing a fan in a banana costume, blissfully unaware of Chiquita's legendary, government-toppling banana vengeance. Experts warn the band to apologize before the fruit conglomerate unleashes its fully-armed, far-right militia, or worse, raises banana prices.