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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-10

Obama: If My Son Stabbed Someone, He'd Look Like Carmelo Anthony

In a moment of profound reflection on violence and progeny, former President Obama likened a hypothetical son who commits a knife-stabbing to NBA star Carmelo Anthony. Apparently, the deep connection involves something far more serious than just a shared gene pool.

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