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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-10

Husband Discovers 'Unsubscribe' Button for Wife's Texts, Marital Bliss Ensues?

Finally, a life hack for the modern man: tired of your wife's incessant texting? Just reply 'UNSUBSCRIBE' and voilà, legal decree of silence! This is surely the key to a long and happy marriage... or just a very quiet one.

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