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humor Duffel Blog 2026-06-10

Military Solves All Problems With Mildly Inconvenient Daily Sweating

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth triumphantly announced that a daily hour of light exercise has magically fixed procurement failures, sexual assault, and cost overruns. Apparently, making sailors mildly out of breath is the key to national security, proving that sweat is indeed the cure for everything.

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