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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-10

New Brunswick Unveils Alien Stargate for Expedited PEI Access

New Brunswick is ditching conventional roads for alien teleportation, opening a 'Stargate' to make getting to Prince Edward Island quicker. Apparently, driving through NB just wasn't cutting it, so now they're going interdimensional.

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