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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-09

Elvis Impersonator Disappointingly Dies in a Totally Normal Way, Widow Laments Missed Toilet Death

An Elvis impersonator, James Britton, has shuffled off this mortal coil in a decidedly un-King-like fashion, much to his widow's dismay. She had hoped he'd follow The King's path to the great beyond via a drug-fueled toilet incident, not just a mundane death in bed.

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