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humor The Onion 2026-06-08

NYPD's Bold Anti-Terror Plan: Double Assassination Fees at NBA Finals!

The NYPD's latest strategy to combat terrorism at the NBA Finals involves a rather peculiar incentive: doubling the price of assassinations. One can only assume this is meant to deter criminals with exorbitant, yet surprisingly specific, protection rackets.

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