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humor The Daily Mash 2026-06-08

Study Finds 22 is the Only 'Healthy' Age to Own a Phone

Researchers have declared 22 the prime age for phone ownership, bafflingly suggesting younger brains are too fragile and older ones too scammable. Apparently, at 22, you're perfectly positioned to waste your life scrolling, but at least you might get rejected on a dating app like a normal person.

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