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humor Clickhole 2026-06-08

Scammers Want Your Eyeballs, But Don't Worry, They'll Tell You Why (Maybe)

Forget phishing for your bank details; these clever criminals are aiming for your precious peepers! Just mail them your eyeballs, and you might get Matthew Rhys's in return – a truly fair exchange, or so they claim. Remember, if it sounds too good (or creepy) to be true, it probably involves international eyeball trafficking.

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