The PettiChat real-time pet translator, boasting a questionable 94% accuracy, lets your furry companion articulate their innermost thoughts. Imagine the relief for Todos Santos dog moms, finally understanding that 'Woof!' actually meant, 'My organic, grain-free kibble is locally sourced, but my soul yearns for the artisanal chorizo you just ate.' Now you can reply, 'Later, sweetie, Mama's on a Zoom call about manifesting abundance.'