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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-06

Alberta Separatists Plan to Keep Passports, Currency, and Smugness in Canada Breakup

In a bold move, Alberta separatists have outlined their post-Canada wish list, which includes retaining passports, currency, and that special Canadian smugness. Apparently, leaving the country doesn't mean giving up the good stuff, especially those tiny flags to prove they're not American.

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