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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-05

Trump 'Repairs' Liberty Bell Crack, Sparks National Outrage (Probably)

President Trump claims to have fixed the Liberty Bell's famous crack, a feat as believable as a politician admitting they were wrong. Millions are reportedly outraged, likely because the crack was more iconic than Trump's golf handicap.

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