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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-05

UK Leader Warns Nation Against 'Murdererphobia' After Stabbing

In a bizarre turn, UK's Prime Minister Keir Starmer has cautioned the nation against 'murdererphobia' following a recent stabbing. Apparently, fearing murderers is now the new societal ill, perhaps he'll suggest we offer them tea and sympathy next.

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