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humor El Mundo Today 2026-06-05

Spanish Schools Allow Phones in Class, But Only for Heatstroke Emergencies

In a stroke of educational genius, Spanish students can now use their mobile phones in class, but only to call an ambulance when they inevitably collapse from heatstroke. Because why teach them useful things when you can gamify emergency calls?

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