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humor The Chaser 2026-06-05

Pope Declares Holy War on AI, Suggests Prayer-Fueled Molotovs for Data Centers

His Holiness Pope Leo XIV has declared war on AI, urging followers to lob Molotov cocktails at data centers while reciting Hail Marys. Apparently, AI is an abomination, and its creators are greedy sinners deserving of divine (and flaming) retribution.

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