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humor The Onion 2026-06-04

Professor Suspects AI Used By Student To Dodge His Creepy Advances

A professor is convinced his student is using AI to reject his advances, lamenting that young women today are too robotic for his advances. He's so certain, he's reported her to academic integrity, presumably because a polite 'no' is just too complex for him to grasp.

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