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humor The Onion 2026-06-04

Tom Holland's Nightmare: Jenners Descend, He's Trapped in Chartreuse Pleather

Tom Holland awoke in a cold sweat from a nightmare where the Jenners were closing in, a terrifying vision possibly induced by too much chartreuse pleather. Thankfully, Zendaya was there to reassure him that Los Angeles isn't real... probably.

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