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humor De Speld 2026-06-04

Police Blame Victims for Rape, Advise Women to Carry Rapes Whistles and Wear Burqas to Bed.

In a stunning display of victim-blaming, authorities have arrested four men for rape and are now questioning if women should even be alone with their partners. Experts suggest carrying pepper spray and sleeping in burqas, because, you know, it's the women's fault they can't control their partners' primal urges.

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